So yes, I am bored, not to the point of death, but enough to push me to do this little open ended Q&A. If you do not wish to read a whole pile of facts and answers then feel you have wasted 5 minutes of your worth(less) life, you have exactly 10 seconds to find your towel and leave the Earth. Starting. From. Now.

Ok! I can now fully assume you are ready to stare into the screen and receive light wavelengths from the computer screen.

Here it goes;

The person who tagged you is: Mister Jaspas Himself
Your relationship with her (it's a him, by the way): Flourish buddy, accomplice in crime.
Your 5 impressions of her (Him, god damn it): Crazy insane or insane crazy, could be profound sometimes, a real pleasure to chat flourish and all the other things about life with him.
The most memorable thing she/he had done for you: To give recognition and inspiration in me for flourishing. And, not to forget, his commendable efforts in helping me get over Der Lepidoctor.
The most memorable words that she had said to you: Hmm, this is a hard one. Many would say "Meow" or "..." is his most memorable word(s), but I would like to beg to differ. Hitherto, "I'm a lizard!!!!!" is the best.
If there will be a chance, will she/him become your lover? Next!
If she/he's your lover, what she has to improve on? Hmm, if I do really give a thought to this burning question. Listen to Norse Arsk Black Metal! =D
If she/he becomes your enemy? Then, I will have to make friends with the table. "Hi table! Any new moves?"
The reason why she/he becomes your enemy: When he preaches about God and Salvation, and denies Evolution. That is it. My threshold is that much. *points to ankle height* =)
What will you like to do for her/him now? Eh, a good, long, relaxing chat?
Your overall impression of her/him: "I'm a lizard!" says it all, motherfucker.
How people around me will think of me: "Is she for real?" I don't know! Metalhead, satanist, too good with her cards (this, I have to agree to a full extent though), weirdo, fascist pig, blah. I don't really care, you know.
What do I love about myself: For being LingNemesis.
What do I hate myself? I suck at mathematics despite much common knowledge that I am really brainy, and for being born in the wrong fucking continent. I should be in Europe where there are 3252836 metal festivals per annum. Ah damn.
The most ideal person I would like to be: Cross breed with homozygous dominant Jon Nodveidt, Buck Twins, Friedrich Nietzsche, Lucifer, Varg Vikernes and Siddhartha Buddha plus one X-chromosome. Perfect.
Some words for those who care for me: "Kill them for me."

Pass this quiz to 10 ppl(stop using shortforms, I despise it, it's "people") tt(that, it's just 2 more letters.) u (you, ugh!) wish to know how they feel about you(see? You can do it right?).

1) Vika!
2) TheCuso
3) Nick "Mephistopheles" Burd, although he has got no blog or whatsoever.
4) Jaro Chase
5) Roddreck, The One Who Makes Me Laughs Incessantly At Home.
6) Jaspas Deck
7) Stuart
8) Alden
9) Darf, the friendly neighbourhood viking.
10) Kevin Ho!

Who is 2 having relationship with: Eh, some girl from his country, I infer from his msn display pictures.
Is 9 a female/male: Female viking!
Will it be good if 1 and 10 are to get together: Hmm, maybe. Both enjoys art and film to a certain extent.
How about 3&4: Hell no. Nick is mine and I am His.
2 studying about: Some thing about business and statistics.
When was the last time you'd chatted with 3: 10 Earth hours or so ago?
What kind of music does 8 like? It was me who influenced his music taste! All hail Metal. =D
6 has any siblings? One brother.
Will you woo 3? I'm not doubting your skills of observation, but can you look up? I am His. Now I am glad I placed "Nick" as #3.
How about 7? Jane will probably slaughter me, but logically speaking, it's impossible. Nick will have his ways to keep me secure. ^^ Thou shalt not doubt Nick's vast capabilities.
Is 4 single? Nope.
Surname of 5: He is my brother, thus he is a proud descendant of Ng.
Hobby of 5: Making fun of me - his sister. Lame jokes. Pranks. Bleach-watching. Professional gaming.
3 studying at: Oh, self-studying at the present moment. But he is planning to study to become a mental illness therapist.
Have you ever developed feelings for 8? If you asked that 4 to 5 years ago, perhaps.
Where does 9 live? Bukit Panjang, as I recalled for her heathen domain.
What colour does 4 like? Black, if he decides it's metal mood.
Are 1&3 best friends? Oops, not at the moment. I am sorry to hear it myself. Why? =(
Does 7 like 2? If they did know each other, probably. But now? I am highly doubtful.
How do you know 2? Wonderous thing called the Internet.
Does 5 has pet? Nope, my house is pet-free, except for a few dingy fishes in the dwindling tank kept by my dad.

Thank you for your undivided attention.

Labels: Bored.

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