On the 12th day of Christmas, Jesus gave to me

12 half-dollar coins a-coinroll

11 spongeballs a-vanishing

10 stage magicians

9 sets of linking rings a-clinking

8 people worshipping David Blaine

7 sets of cups and balls

6 pairs of Dan and Dave.

5 threads of Invisible Thread

4 Mockingbirds a-owning

3 Joe porper clips

2 dozens of Jerry Nuggets a-happy

a stash of Ellusionist tapes!

For metalheads!

On the 12th day of Christmas, Satan gave to me

12 Slipknot fans a-moshing

11 Nymphetamines addictions

10 Pentagrams a-hanging

9 lives for Jon Notivdet

8 Kerry Kings a-riffing

7 Progenies of the Apocalyse

6(66) Mothers from the North

5 Rammstein fans a-singing Sonne

4 Those who Died

3 Parents a-fleeing.

2 dead Mayhem members

a whole lot of headbanging.

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