A meal for you, sir? Fellow reader-fiends, if you happen to be a metalhead yourself, you might want to view what I've intended to post. If, unfortunately, you are not one, I invite you to click ''back'' and check back a few days later.

I assume you have chosen the first option of staying. Now, if you are viewing this with an empty stomach, you will find yourself saliving and having hunger pangs.

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Make your choice from the menu. After you eat, you can visit the vomitory.

MENU:

Burgers:
Dimmu Burger
Chicken of Bodom
Chickallica (Masters of Chickens only)
1349 Pounder
(In) Flame Grilled Whopper
Six Feet Hotdog
Nightfish Hamburger

Salads:
Carpathian Salad
My Dying Bruccoli
Arch Easter Salad

Fries:
Cradle of Fries
Ancient Fries

Kids Meals:
Old Mans Childmeal
Bruce Chickenson
Lamb Of God
Judas' Penis

Drinks:
Iced Earth Coffee
Beermoth
Sirius Beer
Metallicola
Hellowine
Within Masturbation
Carpathian Fart
Piss of Salvation
Lacuna's Cum

Desserts:
Morbid Angelcakes
Limp Biscuits
Limbonic Tarts
On Shit I lay
Mardick

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Violently puked out by Metalstorm.com. All rights reserved.

[So bored!] And, SMC's withering throne is toppled. Yawns. Who cares?!

Stoned beyond recognition and sanity,
Ling.
22th January 2006 AD.
Better to reign in Hell.  ¶ 8:41 pm