Tuesday, May 30, 2006
  Malacca Trip
Regardless of the little delay in the update of my ''pilgrimage" to Malacca, I shall recall and write out my experiences here with you.

27th May:

Waking up at 6 plus am on a saturday morning is not a thing you would want to do, but the notion of getting away from Singapore - The Stress Furnace is enough an motivation. So, I departed my lair in the groggy state to Golden Mile Complex for the bus. Reached Golden Mile Complex - The Thai Heaven, and waited for the arrival of the bus. Due to the incessant nags of my parents, I was chased off to the toilet to relieve myself as they have warned, it's going to be a long ride. Okay, so I abided them and went. I thought the toilets there at Golden Mile Complex were dirty enough, until I reached my destination.

Following next, I boarded the bus which proved to be rather unsatisfactory regardless of their advertisements. Nonetheless, the journey began. I popped my earphones and inserted Rammstein's Reise Reise into my pathetic little discman. How very appropriate. Listening to Reise Reise on a bus ride to Malasyia. Lol. If you are wondering, Reise actually means "journey" in german. =)

The scenery zoomed past and the droning of the bus continued. The air from the air conditioner holes blew on my sleepy face, freezing it. Soon, slumber seized control.

That slumber was discontinued when the bus reached the 2nd Link Checkpoint. Not very willing to leave my seat, I dragged myself down and had my (empty) passport branded.

Back to the bus, we continued heading to Malacca.

The dreaded silence in the bus continued. Uninteresting. Boredom. Until, my brother pointed out to me, 'Wow, what a huge cloud." That is not something you would call from a cyber-addicted kid even you force him to. Then, my brother asked me a rather retarded question, "What happens if it falls down?" I merely said, "It will die." My brother held on to his chest, looking heartbroken that that huge cloud will die. I commented again, "My condolences." That is how bored we are in the bus.

Then, the silence returns.

After approximately 4 hours, we reached Malacca finally. Checked into Century Mathoka Hotel and went to stroll around the streets of Malacca. Had their Chicken Rice Balls for lunch, a rather fresh idea to eat rice in the form of balls. Feels like I'm eating fishballs at first. Weirdness. Anyhow, after filling our hungers, we went off to walk even more along the streets and found out that the shops are rather boring, selling the same kind of soveniurs. Yawns. The unbearable heat outside encouraged us to head back to Mathoka Parade.

Back to the humane conditions of an air-conditioned shopping mall, I might say it's a rather huge mall, but very under-developed in terms of Singaporeans' expectations.

As planned to meet up with Brendan, I went to Burger King and saw him there. So, we flourished and chatted for a while. Not forgetting to film some stuff before I leave the place, we did some filming and had a great time together. Nice to meet you, Brendan. =)

Later in the day, we went to taste the Malaysian Nonya food. However, due to poor spatial skills on my father's side, we ended up walking on tourists-barren streets that are filled with Indians and dark corners. Pissed and hungry, we finally gave in and took a cab to the resturant.

Reached the resturant, we were thoroughly amazed that their coke comes in those traditional glass bottles instead of cans! Savouring ancient coke and gobbling down spicy Nonya food, we had our dinner.

After dinner, it's already around 9 plus in the night. Tired, we headed back to the hotel and took a refreshing shower. After some time in the hotel room letting our legs rest from all the walk, my mom suggested to go for a midnight movie. Alright, here we set off again to the streets once again. Guess what?! Their movie price is only RM 8 and S$ 4.00! God damn fucking cheap. Anyhow, we chose Over The Hedge. Whilst waiting for the movie to start, we went to the bowling alley and watched Malaysians and their at-times weird bowling techniques. Getting entertained for a while, it's time for the movie.

Well, you get for how much you pay... $4 show = no adverts to watch/songs to listen before the show + small theatre + bad air conditioning. About the show, I slept alseep.

After that show, we were all totally worn out and yearning for our hotel rooms and beds. Heaven hates us by releasing his cum. Unable to exit the building, we loitered around the carkpark for half an hour before the skies showed any signs of mercy. Unable to wait any longer, we rushed back irregardless of the rain.

Ahhhh. Rest finally, at 3 am.

28th May is utterly boring, I shall not describe it. Bought Dimmu Borgir's Stormblast 2005 tho. And it sucked.

Then, back to Singapore!

Singapore rules!

I had enough seeing Keluar signs above doors,
30th May 2006AD
Friday, May 26, 2006
That's it. I'm a nerdy metalhead.

Just attempted the online Enzyme Diagnostic Test, and I got 13 upon 14. I did not even touch my notes. I fucking swear I did not.

So, I want to be home-schooled! I do leaps and bounds better at home academically. Hello! 'Home-School Petition and Campaign'. =)

I am a geek,
26th May 2006 AD
Thursday, May 25, 2006
I am Jack's sense of complete amazement.

I actually passed my Chemistry test which I thought I will fail pretty badly. Although I merely passed it by one point. Adding to my surprise, I used to fail majority of my sec 4 chemistry tests and I actually passed a JC level one. Wow.


I'll stop bragging now,
25th May 2006 AD

It's raining heaven's cum outside, and I can't go home. :( Stuck in the library's computer lab with a roomful of noise-generating creatures isn't going to help me destress after school, especially one after PW. That abomination, spawn of Satan.
Wednesday, May 24, 2006
  Dani updates the minions II.
Dani Filth, or more affectionately known as Count Backwerdz in the recent years, have generously sedated our ever-growing hunger for more Filth action by posting the finalised (and banned) art work of their latest opus, Thornography.

Seriously speaking, it's not up to the expectations of many Cradle fanatics including me as well. Well, let the picture do the talking. From the professional perpective of a (hopelessly) obsessed Cradle of Filth maniac, the art work of Thornography isn't the best shot of Cradle. I, personally still prefer, Cruelty and The Beast's artwork.

Due to a frustrating technical problem regarding the persistent tardiness of Blogger, a link could make my life better. =)

Alright! So much for telling all the crap that you wouldn't want to know, I shall contnue with more. =)

"Spam" isn't the right word to use here, but it's the first word that comes to my mind.

But hey! It's my frikking blog, I do what I want. =) Thank you.

So much for talking to myself. Bleah.

Yesterday saw the (extremely) dull lecture on Chemical Bondage. Being the typical generator of all crap, I modified the section of "Metallic Bond" into a more metalhead-friendly "Metallica Bond". "HA!", I commented. Then more muses come zooming back into my infected mind, I wroted down at the side, "Master of Electrons" and "Enter Electronman" with immense pride. There, I entertained myself. =)

Oh yes, I can't wait to depart Singapore for a 2 day retreat to Malacca. Can't wait. Happy doing your Maths test, 1S03! =) [patting on your shoulder encouragingly] Ha. Such mockery. Okay, okay, I'm too mean there.

Bah, writer's mental block is infecting me once again. Argh!

Alright, till the next time, keep pointing those \m/s! =)

6/6/06 is nearing,
24th May 2006 AD
Sunday, May 21, 2006
Seemann - Rammstein

Komm in mein Boot
ein Sturm kommt auf
und es wird Nacht

Wo willst du hin
so ganz allein
treibst du davon

Wer hält deine Hand
wenn es dich
nach unten zieht

Wo willst du hin
so uferlos
die kalte See

Komm in mein Boot
der Herbstwind hält
die Segel straff

Jetzt stehst du da an der Laterne
mit Tränen im Gesicht
das Tageslicht fällt auf die Seite
der Herbstwind fegt die Straße leer

Jetzt stehst du da an der Laterne
hast Tränen im Gesicht
das Abendlicht verjagt die Schatten
die Zeit steht still und es wird Herbst

Komm in mein Boot
die Sehnsucht wird
der Steuermann

Komm in mein Boot
der beste Seemann
war doch ich

Jetzt stehst du da an der Laterne
hast Tränen im Gesicht
das Feuer nimmst du von der Kerze
die Zeit steht still und es wird Herbst

Sie sprachen nur von deiner Mutter
so gnadenlos ist nur die Nacht
am Ende bleib ich doch alleine
die Zeit steht still
und mir ist kalt


The above is an extremely nice and harrowing song by Rammstein, and due to my randomness, decided to post it here.

I think I have committed the cardinal sin of blogging: Not posting regularly.

Alright.. So, what's new?

Oh yes, first thing first, I'm heading off to Malacca on the 27th! =) Yay. Will be meeting Brendan for some video filming and flourish-exchange. But this adventure of mine will be seen as miniscule as compared to Daren's trip to USA Las Vegas. Shucks, I wanna go to Las Vegas and meet all the flourishers there.

And, yes, Cradle of Filth's Thornography's artwork is apparently completed, and I cannot wait any longer. It is banned in the States, so you can infer how explicit will the artwork be. =) All hail Cradle of Filth. \m/

On an academic note, I seriously do not care. =)

And also, 6th June 2006 is nearing! Whoo. Ok, random.

I've watched Da Vinci Code already, I must say it's not meeting my expectations of a brilliant thriller movie. I really recommend reading the novel than heading to the box-office. It has too many details for a movie. I really dig the Opus Dei (anti)hero, Silas aka the masochistic albino monk. :p

die Zeit steht still,
21st May 2006 AD
Monday, May 15, 2006
  Coma White.
I have got say I am addicted to watching Daren's new video, Coma White.

The smoothness. The feel of everything. The music. Those delectable Stud cards. Phew. All are practice-inspiring.

Watch The Skillz Man here at Decknique.net.

Watching flourishes has become better than watching porn,
15th May 2006 AD
Saturday, May 13, 2006
  Cruelty brought thee Fatigue.

Was having dinner with my family at Marina Bay BBQ just now. Due to the excess of silence and boredom around the sputtering pan of oil and mostly, overcooked meat, me and my brother thought of a parody of The Exorcist's famous exorcism scene.

To better explain my version of the scene, a diagram would be helpful.

Firstly, the possessed would sit opposite of the priest.

The hungry priest would add loads of butter on the pan. Due to his (lack of) skill, he flicked his wrist and the dap of butter flew off at an angle that it rebounced off the pan as soon as it landed. And, flying directly at the face of the possessed.

The possessed then shriek out in the voice of Linda Blair, 'It BURNS!'

The priest would then reply, 'Tell me your name, demon!', as he went on to question his writhing pieces of meat on the pan, as a joke.

Then, I don't know how to continue already.

On a serious note, if I'd get a dollar everytime I yell out in anguish, 'PW sucks!'. I think I can buy like 3 decks of Jerry Nuggets. That's how bad PW can piss you.

I can only hope for better days to come,
13th May 2006 AD
  DB officially gone nuts.
Alright, David Blaine has officially gone nuts. He does not seem like a homo sapien any longer, and that is freaky.

To prove this insanity, I have a video of this latest stunt, Drowned Alive, a name that lacks creativity as his previous stunt was named Buried Alive.

So here's it;

Blaine gone nuts.

Madness. Sheer madness. Then, I proceeded to re-enact that dramatic scene by holding my breathe in the bathroom myself. Hahaha! What mockery. Whatever.

Anyhow, I just came back from a pub where there's live music on demand. I am so very sorely disappointed. Metal music is seriously under-estimated. Sigh, I exhale. Metal Music needs a Leader to bring it to greater heights. And, I am very passionate to do it, although I, myself, lack the musical talent for it.

In the midst of being there, I pondered. How fucking cool will it be to have a metal music based pub. I'd go there every single day that I can breathe and walk. Just imagine. Metal music on demand. Oh my god. That would be sheer ownage to the maximum. I really wish for such a place to exist... But, us - the left out devoted legions of metal music, could only and always hope and wish... Sadness. Our voices are practically rejected even before people consider to hear our opinions. Dismissed. Ignored. Rejected. Stereotyped. Labelled. Condemned. Deounced. My heart is aflame with the undying passion for this form of music, and it shall burn inside forever, radiating only the flesh of my heart and the others who thinks the same path as I do. Why? I sometimes questioned myself. No answers came. We are ignored, remember?

The Ignored and mostly Condemned,
Lamenting Ling
13th May 2006 AD
Thursday, May 11, 2006
I just realised I am a nerdy metalhead.

This post is useless. But I like it this way. =)

I just got my brains fried after the chemistry test in which I furiously scribbed the (in)correct answers. Bah, who cares?!

And, I finally got a response of someone whom I used to cherish so dearly. For this, thank you. And I thank you immersely. =)

Life is a BITCH, it really does,
11th May 2006 AD
Tuesday, May 09, 2006
Hello all, this is a time for me to update again, so sit back and relax. =)

Firstly, the General Election results. As expected always, PAP won again. What's new, right? In addition, my dad attended the rallies of the opposition parties ONLY and he said there are many things said against PAP, but the newspapers and media did not publish them. Instead, they reported everything for the good of PAP. To furthur add oil to the inferno, when the results were released. They broadcasted tonnes and tonnes of reports and updates regarding PAP and almost none on the opposition parties. What the fuck is this? I am not going to hold what the media says in high regard from now on. Biased. Very.

On a lighter note, it have been said that THE EXPLOITED is coming to Singapore! Whoo! First Slipknot, then Mayhem, now the Punk Pioneers- The Exploited! The legions of punks shall revel on 28th May 2006 AD in the presence of The Exploited. That truly means that more and more bands are coming to propagate the Unholy Concept of Metal! =) \m/ I'm lovin it! Please just consider bringing in Cradle of Filth or Rammstein or HIM, I will be more than grateful for it.

And, The Da Vinci Code is opening soon! Can't wait to watch it. Although Tom Hanks seem like a unsuiting actor for the role of Robert Landon, I would watch it still, so much so for The Da Vinci Code hype recently. Will go watch it with ma magic pals, would be a kickass outing. =)

On an academic side of reality, I have my first Biology SPA tomorrow much to my chargin. SPA is the next enemy coming after PW. I shall crucify you, sinner SPA! Seriously, I rather do the one-shot practical exam, so to save my regular and monotonous mugging sessions. And, PW, the Accuser of God, deserve to be impaled with the 7 swords of Megiddo and DIE! Okay, too much angst for anybody's health.

World Cup is coming! I think you already know which country I will support. If you didn't already make it out yourself, it's none other than the host country itself. Deustchland! Or more commonly known as Germany. And I shall sing when they score a goal, 'Deustchland uber Alles (im der Welt Tasse)!' =) Rammstein really influence me alot.

Random: I would motivate myself to run during PE with the dream of being a better metal vocalist. This works, really. =)

Alright, so much so for today's ranting. I shall halt here for today.

There is no Beast without cruelty,
9th May 2006 AD
Friday, May 05, 2006
I still cannot believe I have met the Legends of Norwegian Black Metal, Mayhem.

So kids, don't mess with this jie-jie here. ;)

I am totally nekro,
5th May 2006 AD
Thursday, May 04, 2006
Guess! =)

I have...
1) smoked
2) consumed alcohol
3) slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
4) slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
5) made out with someone of the opposite sex
6) made out with someone of the same sex
7) had someone in your room of the opposite sex
8) watched porn
9) bought porn
10) done drugs

11) taken pain killers
12) taken someone else's prescription medicine
13) lied to your parents
14) lied to a friend
15) snuck out of the house
16) done something illegal
17) cut yourself
18) hurt someone
19) wished someone to die
20) seen someone die

21) missed curfew
22) stayed out all night
23) eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
24) been to a therapist
25) been to rehab
26) dyed your hair
27) received a ticket
28) been in a wreck
29) been to a club
30) been to a bar

31) been to a wild party
32) seen the Mardi Gras
34) had a spring break in Florida
35) sniffed anything
36) wore black nail polish
37) wore arm bands
38) wore t-shirts with band names
39) listened to rap
40) own a 50 cent CD

41) dressed gothic
42) dressed prep
43) dressed punk
44) dressed grunge
45) stole something
46) been too drunk to remember anything
47) blacked out
48) fainted
49) had a crush on your neighbor
50) had someone sneak into your room

51) snuck into someone else's room
52) had a crush on someone of the same sex
53) been to a concert
54) dry humped someone
55) been called a slut
56) called someone a slut
57) installed speakers in your car
58) broke a mirror
59) showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
60) brushed your teeth with someone elses toothbrush

61) consider Mac, Dre, e40 or Mistah Fab your favorite rapper
62) seen an R rated movie in theaters
63) cruised the mall
64) skipped school
65) had an eating disorder
66) had an injury
67) gone to court
68) walked out of a restaurant without paying
69) caught something on fire
70) lied about your age

71) owned an apartment
72) cheated on your boyfriend/girlfriend
73) cheated with someone
74) got in trouble with the police
75) talked to a stranger
76) hugged a stranger
77) kissed a stranger
78) rode in the car with a stranger
79) been sexually harassed
80) been verbally harassed

81) met face to face with someone you met online
82) stayed online for 12 hours straight
83) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours straight
84) watched TV for 12 hours straight
85) been to a fair
86) been called a bad influence
87) cursed
88) prank called someone
89) laid in the bed with someone of the opposite sex
90) cheated on a test
TOTAL: 9!!! OMG.

91) cheated on homework
92) held hands with someone of the opposite sex
93) been pushed into a pool
94) played pool
95) watched 5 hours of mtv straight
96) had a crush on someone 10 years older than you
97) had a crush on someone younger than you
98) wear eyeliner
99) skinny dipped
100) laughed at someone who was seriously hurt

This is fun!

  An update
It's May already! Time really flies. Almost half a year is gone... That means 6th June 2006 is getting closer and closer! [brightens up at the prospect of a nearing doomsday] =)

Anyways, I'm starting to feel better and finally getting used to my JC life which is extremely hectic. In addition, I am getting pissed with an abdomination, called PW. Yes, Mdm Tan is so right, PW is Satan's Spawn. I totally second her opinion. To hell with PW! Sigh.

More about Mdm Tan, I am appalled by the fact that I am beginning to appreciate her cynical, blatant sense of 'humour'. Here's one example exhibiting it: Vanessa did not answer her question as she wanted her to. Then Mdm Tan commented, 'I am to assume you forgot to bring your brain today to school.' ROFL. Mr Mok got pwned. XD

On a lighter note, I feel that my muses are returning to yours truly slowly which is a very favourable sign. Which leads to me writing a page long 'The Daily Sin' during the monotonous Chemistry lesson today. =) One of which scribbled in the spur of utter boredom, is 'As a fledging vampire, Lestat used to maim little mammals for their blood. Now, fully matured, he has developed an obsession of collecting young girls in his dungeons for his meals. His menu is often saliava-inducing.' Woot. [grins]

During the same Chemistry lesson, I spotted a group of malay women who are school cleaners, using small spades to tap on the bark of a tree, looking rather amused at the sounds the spades made on the tree. Invoking the Tree Spirit, anyone?

Random stuff now, I cannot wait for 6/06/06. I ponder if anything will happen. And, appropriately, there's a movie coming up on that infernal day, The Omen. Just cannot wait for the re-make version of Diamen Thorn. [grins again, more maliciously this time]

Oh yes, I just watched the video for 'Killing Loneliness', and Ville Valo looks better-fed now, much to my chargin. I prefer skinny Ville, in Love Metal era. That video likens itself to any typical emo-punk video which always features legions of groupies clamouring up the band. Not a good sign. HIM is getting seriously over-commericalised and I hate it. Mortals are not supposed to be in contact with such celestial tunes. Mortals = 5566, Kelvin Tan, My Chemical Bullshit, Green Poo, Good Bye (Charlotte), Pussy Ass Bitches, 50 Cent, M&M (white flavour), insert more mainstream nonsense band here, as I can't think of more right now. Die, mortals! Exterminate!

So much for the angst. Now I need to cool down. Anyhow, my book collection is getting as decent as my CD collection. =) I have fantasy to horror to classics to science fiction epic series. I step back and look at my shelf in pride. lol.

Alright, long enough a post today. Auf Wiedersehen, freuend!

Feeling slightly better,
4th May 2006 AD
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